Forgot the "going home" post.
This is what happens when one runs out of clothes on a trip and fails to pack a back-up outfit for the million hour plane ride home...
Turns out a blanket works in a pinch as a sarong and you only get a few weird looks using the plane window to dry the dress you handwashed in that thing they refer to as the "sink" in the aircraft bathroom. Unfortunately we simply could not get daddy's pants to hang well enough in the window so he had to endure the additional 12 hours of travel time in a state of soil-ment. Someone get that man an award already!