Dad Quote Of The Week

I'll set the scene for you:

I'm sitting on the couch reading "Baby's Pumpkin" to Sophia. Basically it's a book about a baby looking for her pumpkin behind curtains, under tables, etc. until she find's it outside (go figure). The story is pretty lame but the baby is dressed in velvet sparkly material and reflective shiny stuff that she (and me) loves. And he says:

"You know, children's books are kinda like porn. The plot really isn't all that important."

Profound I tell you. Absolutely genius, that man is.